Or other 4 letter words.
Top 5 most peculiar things I've seen since we've been here, in no particular order:
A 75 year old man with a Santa-esque figure leaving the tractor store. In overalls. On a bullet bike. Yowzers.
Downtown business: "Arreola's; Wheels and tires!" I blushed. And giggled. Because I'm five like that.
The GIANT stack of paper work my kids brought home from school for me to fill out. Then how half of all the papers were in Spanish. So I only did the English half! Hope that was okay...
The light fixtures in the house we're renting. Imagine Top Ramen noodles spray painted gold.
The pick-up lane at the elementary school at about 3:00; more rhinestones than an 80's prom, y'all! I am officially the least sparkly mom here. Dang.